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ENOUGH! You are, all of you, beneath me. I am a god you dull creature, and I will not be bullied by—

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Avengers pick up lines:

Steve: Are you from the 1940s? Because I'd really love to have a future with you.
Thor: I will make sure that you are "Thor in the morning".
Clint: I always hit the bullseye...ifyouknowwhatimean.
Bruce: They don't call me incredible for nothing, hehe.
Tony: Hi, I'm Tony Stark.
Loki: kneel.

I really hate the fact that every time I like someone, I just end up getting hurt.

Seriously, my emotions are about ready to shut down.